alfred f. jones
Aliases: alf, maniac, alfred felon jones
Gender: male
Sexual/Romantic Orientation: like, by behavior he's bi. but in his own words i think he's straight
Age: 24
Birthdate: july 4th, 2000
Occupation: the grind never stops (has none)
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Height: 185cm
Build: is naturally stocky/built but any actual musculature you see is something he made in the gym out of vanity. it'll go away soon.
Skin Tone: average white person pink
Hair: dirty blond
Eyes: blue
Identifying Marks: wears glasses, which doesn't fit with the rest of him. he's super near-sighted, so he's pretty useless without.
Appearance: handsome in a boyish, overgrown puppy sort of way. there are cues that something's off, though. like, he's pretty pallid and worn-out seeming for someone so chipper.
Personality: loose cannon. seems upbeat and fun and LOUD, like a frat boy type, but has a really unnerving impulsive streak. and a temper. lets just say he was NOT kind to animals as a child and should not under any circumstances be given the tools with which to set things on fire.
Motivations: live fast, die young
Current Goal: score some good tranq or fent and find someone to shoot his load in
Life Goal: get famous. doesn't matter how
Best Quality: tenacious
Worst Quality: absolutely unpredictable. no logic, cannot be reasoned with
Fears: being caged. being subordinate. not being able to stop. cryptids.
Hobbies: shooting things, speeding, substance abuse, arson, youtube
Talents: somehow manifests money
Skills: survival a la cockroach
Family: has an older brother. parents divorced, but both still alive. dad is in prison.
Best Friends: i GUESS his brother. he's really bad at keeping friends for obvious reasons. he gets along with kiku, which...oh thats not...
Relationship Status: SINGLE
Significant Other: SEE ABOVE
Other Relationships: is aware of everyone in matthew's circle. is on good terms with gilbert, the stalker. knows the shithouse.
Crush: dunno if he feels these emotions
Source of Embarrassment: not so much embarrassment as it is trauma dfghdfjkghfdgh don't ask him about his dad or his childhood.
Source of Pride: his. gun. collection.
Favorite Band: not a band, but kid rock
Backstory: was born in celeryville, ohio, which is a real place. due to his chaotic upbringing, ADHD, and diet of red 40, he was uncontrollable from a young age. never went to uni. ran away from home as a teenager and has lived fifteen different lives. none of them served a purpose other than to make him worse. has some bizarre, unstoppable ambition that propels him forward.